🛸 You Phat Alien™ Coffee Mug

$15.00
Sip Like the World Wasn't Built for You—Because It Wasn't.

Start your morning with a hot dose of rebellion and realness. The You Phat Alien™ mug isn’t just a drinkware item—it’s a declaration. Featuring your intergalactic alter ego in full cosmic glory, this mug reminds the world (and you) that shrinking is not an option.

☕ Perfect for:

Sipping tea while minding your magical business

Morning affirmations and galactic downloads

Reminding Earthlings you didn’t come here to fit in

💫 Details:

11 oz ceramic

Glossy, vibrant print with wraparound alien glam

Microwave & dishwasher safe

Pairs perfectly with the You Phat Alien book and journal

You weren’t made for small cups or small lives.
Pour boldly. Drink unapologetically.
Alien-approved.


• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Color:
Sip Like the World Wasn't Built for You—Because It Wasn't.

Start your morning with a hot dose of rebellion and realness. The You Phat Alien™ mug isn’t just a drinkware item—it’s a declaration. Featuring your intergalactic alter ego in full cosmic glory, this mug reminds the world (and you) that shrinking is not an option.

☕ Perfect for:

Sipping tea while minding your magical business

Morning affirmations and galactic downloads

Reminding Earthlings you didn’t come here to fit in

💫 Details:

11 oz ceramic

Glossy, vibrant print with wraparound alien glam

Microwave & dishwasher safe

Pairs perfectly with the You Phat Alien book and journal

You weren’t made for small cups or small lives.
Pour boldly. Drink unapologetically.
Alien-approved.


• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!